Life with Papa, the Demented Gremlin

Dear Readers & Papa Fans,

 

The latest household controversy: Bath time.

Me: Papa, it’s time for your shower.

Gremlin: No. I’m not taking one.

Me: (in an attempt to deescalate the potential meltdown) You know you’ll feel better after you shower. You’ll smell better, too.

Gremlin: You can’t smell me, there’s a show about farts on, and nobody can smell me with all the stink they’re putting out.

Me: I looked at the screen, and there was indeed a show on about gas and body odor. I had to walk out the room to laugh, before I could return to convince him we didn’t have smell-o-vision.

Proud To Not Be An Owner Of A Smell-o-vision,

 

Carolyn Haven

Author: Carolyn Haven

Carolyn Haven is dancing to the beat of her own drum in Houston, Texas, where she spends her days dreaming up new story ideas, doing research, and keeping her cat from adding her two cents on the keyboard. Feel free to contact Carolyn on the web; she loves to hear from readers. Her books are available at Amazon and most everywhere e-books are sold. You can also follow Carolyn Haven on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest, Blogger, Goodreads, Flickr, and always find the latest updates on her work and more at www.CarolynHaven.com Blurb: Bestselling Author of Urban Fantasy, Paranormal, Romance, and anything else that beats my drum to a rhythm that makes my feet dance. Bestselling Author of Urban Fantasy, Paranormal, Romance, and anything else that makes my drum beat. Bestselling Author of Respect of the Dryads: An O’Neill Secure Side Job.

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