Life with Papa, the Demented Gremlin

Dear Readers & Papa Fans,

 

The latest household controversy: Bath time.

Me: Papa, it’s time for your shower.

Gremlin: No. I’m not taking one.

Me: (in an attempt to deescalate the potential meltdown) You know you’ll feel better after you shower. You’ll smell better, too.

Gremlin: You can’t smell me, there’s a show about farts on, and nobody can smell me with all the stink they’re putting out.

Me: I looked at the screen, and there was indeed a show on about gas and body odor. I had to walk out the room to laugh, before I could return to convince him we didn’t have smell-o-vision.

Proud To Not Be An Owner Of A Smell-o-vision,

 

Carolyn Haven

Hundred Calorie Snacks: A Carpathian Texan Novel

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Hundred Calorie Snacks: A Carpathian Texan Novel

From the imagination of the Kindle Bestselling Author, Carolyn Haven, comes “Hundred Calorie Snacks—A Carpathian Texan Novel” “Hundred Calorie Snacks” is a twisted spin on the woes of dieting made even more trying when blood, magic, crime, and love work into the mix. Survival and intrigue are her passions… As a secret agent, Cathleen Houlihan never considers falling in love, until the doctors put an expiration date on her life. In the hospital, Cathleen promises the doctors to lose weight so they can perform a heart surgery that is her only hope. To herself, Cathleen promises to enjoy life a little more, smell the roses, take chances, and live a little. Donavon Burebista, a man who shares her passions offers Cathleen the perfect opportunity to achieve all her promises. For once in her personal life, Cathleen wants to be spontaneous, and accepts everything this man is offering. But taking the chance leads her into a dark subversive world of betrayal, where she finds herself irrevocably changed. Will they find a way to hold onto what they briefly found in each other, or let their one night remain a sweet memory? An edgy thrill ride with bite, bite, and chocolate. “Hundred Calorie Snacks”, a two-part Happily for Now Romantic Urban Fantasy, finishing with Happily Ever After in “No More Hundred Calorie Snacks—A Carpathian Texan Novel”, coming soon. A Savor length Paranormal Romance book available now. For specifics on story length and to see my blog visit http://CarolynHaven.webs.com

http://CarolynHaven.webs.com

http://CarolynHaven.webs.com

My former website is still up and running while I figure out the intricacies of website building.  Whew, I think I need another java.  Coffee, I mean coffee.  Ugh, too many programming books.

Long and short, click the link to see the old site.  Have fun, and happy reading.

Carolyn Haven