Dear Readers & Papa Fans,
The latest household controversy: Bath time.
Me: Papa, it’s time for your shower.
Gremlin: No. I’m not taking one.
Me: (in an attempt to deescalate the potential meltdown) You know you’ll feel better after you shower. You’ll smell better, too.
Gremlin: You can’t smell me, there’s a show about farts on, and nobody can smell me with all the stink they’re putting out.
Me: I looked at the screen, and there was indeed a show on about gas and body odor. I had to walk out the room to laugh, before I could return to convince him we didn’t have smell-o-vision.
Proud To Not Be An Owner Of A Smell-o-vision,
Carolyn Haven
